April 14, 2009
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.
The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.
The second guy [...]
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April 10, 2009
As winter sports season comes to an end, some thoughts on skiing from Dave Barry;
Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is [...]
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