I have played many sports in my life; everything from football (soccer) to tennis and basketball, rugby, even cricket god help me! People have used many adjectives to describe my performance – enthusiastic, determined, crap – but one word that has never been used is ‘elegant’.
Just like the daring young man on the flying trapeze (OK, that [...]
One of my favorite things to do on the weekend is to walk down to the Marina Green in San Francisco and watch little kids play soccer. Most of the kids are only around 6 or 7 years old but all of them are immaculately turned out in matching shirts (often with their name on [...]
Tags: disorganized, football, organized sports, san francisco, soccer, sportsThe Seven Dwarfs were walking through the forest one day when suddenly, they fell into a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the chasm and called out to the dwarfs, “are you alright?”
From the depths of the dark hole she heard a voice saying, “The Raiders will [...]
Can you believe it’s almost football season again. Already! In honor of that here are some Dallas Cowboy jokes.
Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?
A: It’s a [...]
As the teams are already getting ready for another football season and the 49ers and Raiders look like sucking yet again, those of us in the San Francisco area need a little humor to get us ready for the pain that lies ahead.
Two guys are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding.
One says, “It’s ridiculous, he’s [...]
