The Seven Dwarfs were walking through the forest one day when suddenly, they fell into a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the chasm and called out to the dwarfs, “are you alright?”

From the depths of the dark hole she heard a voice saying, “The Raiders will be Super Bowl contenders this year.”

“Thank god” Snow White said to herself, “At least Dopey’s survived!”