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Some deep thoughts from Steven Wright:
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Some deep thoughts from Steven Wright:
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Some deep thoughts from Steven Wright:
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Here is something to think about:
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Here’s something to ponder:
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one out of 5 enjoys it?

Here’s something to ponder:
If FED EX and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed Up?

Here’s something to ponder:
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Here’s something to ponder:
If 7/11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?

Here’s something to ponder:
What is the difference between “fat chance” and “slim chance”

Here’s something to ponder:
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese