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Joke of the Day

World Cup Joke Of The Day

June 17, 2010

Hell vs Heaven
The Devil was constantly challenging St Peter to a game of soccer, but St Peter refused, until one day while walking around’ heaven he discovered that quite a number of international footballers had entered the ‘pearly gates’.
“I think I’ll arrange to play that soccer game,” said St Peter to the Devil. “We have [...]

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World Cup Joke of the Day

June 15, 2010

The Queen of England was out on the royal yacht, off the coast of South Africa, just before the World Cup began. The queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow – clearly being menaced by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could [...]

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Religious Joke of the Day

October 6, 2009

A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting on a plane and the priest turns to the rabbi and says “I hope you don’t mind me asking this but I know your faith forbids you to eat pork. Have you ever tried it?”
The rabbi said “Yes, actually, I did once. My curiosity got the better [...]

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Health Care Reform Joke of the Day

September 25, 2009

How many managed care reviewers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five.
One to receive the authorization forms and put them at the bottom of a pile.
One to put the pile in a storage closet
One to refuse to authorize the light bulb change because the proper authorization forms were never received.
One to process the resubmitted [...]

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Beer Drinking Joke of the Day

September 24, 2009

The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it’s Arthur Guinness’s turn. He orders a soda.
“Why didn’t you order a Guinness?” everyone asks.
Guinness replies, “if you guys [...]

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Health Care Reform Joke of the Day

September 23, 2009

A young lawyer was attending the funeral of his former boss, the director of a hospital billing service. Another lawyer who worked for the same company arrived late at the funeral. He slid into the pew behind the first lawyer and asked the first lawyer where they were in the service. The young lawyer nodded [...]

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Health Care Reform Joke of the Day

September 22, 2009

A managed care reviewer died and went to hell and found himself in a room with the Devil and hundreds of clocks. Each clock had the name of a profession written on it and all of them were turning at different speeds. The reviewer asked the Devil why they all moved at different speeds, the [...]

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