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Ever wished you had a snappy one liner to throw back at someone. All this week we’re going to give you some to have handy so the next time someone irks you, you’re ready!
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Ever wished you had a snappy one liner to throw back at someone. All this week we’re going to give you some to have handy so the next time someone irks you, you’re ready!
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conclusion […]

Ever wished you had a snappy one liner to throw out when needed? All this week we’re going to give you some to have handy so the next time someone irks you, you’re ready!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Before you criticize someone, you […]

Ever wished you had a snappy one liner to throw back at someone. All this week we’re going to give you some to have handy so the next time someone irks you, you’re ready!
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
Change is inevitable, […]

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

“It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a short on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom!”
Rodney Dangerfield.

“One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said “because you came home early.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“I was such an ugly baby my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“I was such an ugly baby my mother had morning sickness… AFTER I was born”
Rodney Dangerfield