Healthy and Simple

A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting on a plane and the priest turns to the rabbi and says “I hope you don’t mind me asking this but I know your faith forbids you to eat pork. Have you ever tried it?”
The rabbi said “Yes, actually, I did once. My curiosity got the better [...]

How many managed care reviewers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five.
One to receive the authorization forms and put them at the bottom of a pile.
One to put the pile in a storage closet
One to refuse to authorize the light bulb change because the proper authorization forms were never received.
One to process the resubmitted [...]

The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it’s Arthur Guinness’s turn. He orders a soda.
“Why didn’t you order a Guinness?” everyone asks.
Guinness replies, “if you guys [...]

A young lawyer was attending the funeral of his former boss, the director of a hospital billing service. Another lawyer who worked for the same company arrived late at the funeral. He slid into the pew behind the first lawyer and asked the first lawyer where they were in the service. The young lawyer nodded [...]

A managed care reviewer died and went to hell and found himself in a room with the Devil and hundreds of clocks. Each clock had the name of a profession written on it and all of them were turning at different speeds. The reviewer asked the Devil why they all  moved at different speeds, the [...]

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old wild west. He hops up to the bar and says to the barman “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

A little boy swallowed some coin and was taken to the local hospital Emergency Room. A few hours later his grandmother called to see how he was doing. The nurse told her “No change yet”

Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into his meat grinder. He was ok but he got a little behind in his work.

What’s the definition of a will?
Oh come on, this is easy, in fact it’s a dead giveaway!

Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.