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Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

Ever wished you had a snappy one liner to throw back at someone. All this week we’re going to give you some to have handy so the next time someone irks you, you’re ready!
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

Ever wished you had a snappy one liner to throw back at someone. All this week we’re going to give you some to have handy so the next time someone irks you, you’re ready!
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conclusion […]

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

Ever wished you had a snappy one liner to throw out when needed? All this week we’re going to give you some to have handy so the next time someone irks you, you’re ready!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Before you criticize someone, you […]

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

Ever wished you had a snappy one liner to throw back at someone. All this week we’re going to give you some to have handy so the next time someone irks you, you’re ready!
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
Change is inevitable, […]

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

“It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a short on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom!”
Rodney Dangerfield.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

“One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said “because you came home early.”
Rodney Dangerfield

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
Rodney Dangerfield

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

“I was such an ugly baby my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.”
Rodney Dangerfield

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

“I was such an ugly baby my mother had morning sickness… AFTER I was born”
Rodney Dangerfield

Friday, September 26th, 2008