Biggest Bonehead lawsuits of 2011

by admin on January 9, 2012

You’ve probably read those lists of stupidest criminals, you know, the ones who try to rob a bank and write the note to the teller on an envelope that has the crooks name and home address on the back. Well, they are not the only dumb ones around. Here’s a list of the  Top Ten Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of the year, as ranked by the U.S. Chamber Institute for Legal Reform    

1. Convict sues couple he kidnapped for not helping him evade police.

2. Man illegally brings gun into bar, gets injured in a fight, then sues bar for not searching him for a weapon.

3. Young adults sue mother for sending cards without gifts and playing favorites.

4. Woman disagrees with store over 80-cent refund, sues for $5 million.

5. Mom files suit against exclusive preschool over child’s college prospects.

6. Man suing for age discrimination says judge in his case is too old.

7. Obese man sues burger joint over tight squeeze in booths.

8. Woman sues over movie trailer; says not enough driving in “Drive.”

9. Passenger’s lawsuit says cruise ship went too fast and swayed from side to side.

10. Mother sues Chuck E. Cheese – says games encourage gambling in children.

The only thing this list doesn’t have is the names of the lawyers who took these cases. Surely just accepting these people as clients is proof enough that these lawyers are not mentally competent to practice and should be disbarred.

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