Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on November 22, 2010

British researchers, who apparently had very little else to do, recently compiled a list of 1,000 jokes and whittled them down to 50, then asked 36,000 people to vote on which ones they thought were the funniest. Here’s the top few.

A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The bus driver says ‘ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming. The man next to her says “What’s wrong?” She says “the bus driver just insulted me.” The man says “You shouldn’t stand for that, you go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

I went to the zoo the other day. It only had one animal. A dog. It was a shitzu.

Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra.

Did you hear the one about the man who went to buy some camoflage trousers? He couldn’t find any.

Did you hear about the two television aerials who met on the roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

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