Religious Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on October 6, 2009

A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting on a plane and the priest turns to the rabbi and says “I hope you don’t mind me asking this but I know your faith forbids you to eat pork. Have you ever tried it?”

The rabbi said “Yes, actually, I did once. My curiosity got the better of my religious adherence and I ate some.”

The priest said, “fascinating, fascinating.”

Then the rabbi said to the priest. “Tell me, your religion requires you to be celibate, but have you ever strayed?”

The priest said. “To my shame I have. Once. I allowed the temptations of the flesh to get the better of me.”

The rabbi said “It’s better than pork isn’t it!”

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