Health Care Reform Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on September 22, 2009

A managed care reviewer died and went to hell and found himself in a room with the Devil and hundreds of clocks. Each clock had the name of a profession written on it and all of them were turning at different speeds. The reviewer asked the Devil why they allĀ  moved at different speeds, the Devil replied “The hands turn based on how often people in that profession commit sins – so that’s why the nuns clock turns much slower than the priests and social workers turn slower than politicians.” “Ok, said the reviewer, “But then where is the clock for managed care reviewers.” The Devil looked around for a minute and then said “Oh yea, we keep that in the workshop. It’s used as a fan.”

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