How many managed care reviewers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five.
One to receive the authorization forms and put them at the bottom of a pile.
One to put the pile in a storage closet
One to refuse to authorize the light bulb change because the proper authorization forms were never received.
One to process the resubmitted authorization forms and the final one to authorize a ten-watt light bulb because it uses less electricity.




