A thief was trying to steal some paintings from the Quai D’Orsay museum in Paris but was caught two blocks away because his car ran out of gas. The police asked him why he did it and he explained “Well, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh so I just felt I had nothing Toulouse.”
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