Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 11, 2009

Two hikers on a trail come around the bend to find an enormous brown bear about 75 yards up the trail. The bear spies them and begins running toward them at a full gallop. One hiker drops his backpack, sits down, throws off his boots, and starts lacing up a pair of running shoes. The other hiker says: “What are you doing? You will never outrun that bear!“. The first hiker replies: “I don’t have to outrun the bear… I just have to outrun you!”

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