Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 4, 2009

TheĀ  Guardian newspaper in England has a wonderful section called “Did I say that?” where they take quotes from folks in the news. Some are funny, some terribly insulting, some just bizarre.

Here are some quotes from singer Lily Allen:

On Perez Hilton

An irritating wasp in the beautiful rose garden that is my life (2009)

After throwing a bottle at a member of Jet

Listen, you’ve had one song on an iTunes advert, let’s not get excited (2007)

On Courtney Love

One night with her made me realise why Kurt Cobain killed himself (2007)

On musical inspiration

I’ve actually broken up with boyfriends for inspiration. When I hit a period of not being able to write music, I walk away (2009)

On sex

I’m pretty much a missionary-position girl. I like a bit of strangling, though (2008)

On Ita-Cho restaurant in LA

The miso eggplant is to die for, and the grilled peppers were pretty killer. Oh my God, I just used naff adjectives … like my mum saying groovy or yumsville. I’m going to be sick (2008)

On David Beckham

I would sleep with him for a million quid. But I’d do just about anything for a million quid (2006)

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