Football Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 13, 2009

As the teams are already getting ready for another football season and the 49ers and Raiders look like sucking yet again, those of us in the San Francisco area need a little humor to get us ready for the pain that lies ahead.

Two guys are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding.

One says, “It’s ridiculous, he’s rich, but he’s 93 years old, and she’s just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?”

The other says, “Well, we have a name for it in my family.”

“What do you call it?”

“We call it a football wedding.”

The first asks, “What’s a football wedding?”

The other says, “She’s waiting for him to kick off!”

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