Baseball Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 8, 2009

A doctor at an insane asylum decided it would be good for the patients if he took them to a baseball game. So for weeks he prepared them so that they could get the most out of the experience and be part of the crowd.

On the day of the game everything went according to plan. As the National Anthem started the doctor shouted “Up Nuts” and the patients all stood up.

After the anthem the doctor said “Down Nuts” and the patients all sat down. When a home team player hit a home run the doctor said “Cheer Nuts” and the patients all cheered. Things were going so well the doctor decided to leave his assistant in charge and go and get a beer.

When he got back the patients were all a mess and there was pandemonium all around them. “What happened?” he asked the assistant.

“Well,” the assistant said “everything was fine until the vendor came along and shouted out ‘Peanuts’!

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