Baseball Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 7, 2009

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here.”

The man says “But you don’t understand, this is no ordinary dog. He can talk. “

The barman says “yeah yeah, now I’ve heard everything a talkin’ dog. Listen pal if that dog can talk I’ll give you a hundred dollars.”

So the man sits the dog on a stool and asks him “What is on top of a house”

The dog says “Roof”.

The man says “What is on the outside of a tree”

The dog says “Bark”

The man says who is the best baseball player of all time.

The dog says “Ruth”

The man turns to the barman and says “See, I told you he could talk, how about that hundred dollars”

The barman says “Get out of here you bum, and take that dumb dog with you.”

As they got outside the dog turns to the man and says “Do you think I should have said DiMaggio?”

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