Baseball in heaven joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 28, 2009

Two old men had been best friends for years, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend visits him on his deathbed, as they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.”

The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies.

A couple days later, the dead man’s friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.”

“What’s the bad news?”

“You’re pitching Tuesday.”

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