Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on April 24, 2009

Three blondes are walking on the beach when they see a bottle. One picks it up and rubs it and a Genie pops out and says “I am the Genie of the bottle. Normally I grant one person three wishes, but as there are three of you I will grant each of you one wish.”

The first blonde says “I am fed up with people making stupid blonde jokes about me, I want to be 50% smarter than I am.” So the genie turns her into a redhead.

The second blonde says “I am really fed up with people making stupid blonde jokes, I want to be 100% smarter.” So the genie turns her into a brunette.

The third blonde says “I don’t know why you are complaining. I love being a dumb blonde. In fact I want to be 100% dumber” So the genie turns her into a man!

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