Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on April 20, 2009

There were three construction workers that always got the same thing for lunch. All of them were tired of eating the same thing over and over again.

1st worker : I hate sandwiches, if I get sandwiches for lunch again tomorrow I’m jumping off that bridge.

2nd worker : Oh my Gosh! If I see another taco I’m going to jump off that bridge tomorrow.

3rd worker : Salad again?!! If I get salad for lunch again tomorrow I’m jumping off that bridge.

The next day they all got the same thing for lunch so each jumped off the bridge and died.

Their wives were devestated.

1st Wife : If I knew he would do that I would have never packed him sandwiches!

2nd wife : If I knew he would do that, I would have never packed him tacos!

3rd wife : If I knew he would do that, I never would have let him pack his own lunch!

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