Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on April 15, 2009

A prison guard poked his head into the warden’s office and said “Excuse me Warden, I hate to bother you but I thought you should know, ten prisoners have broken out.”

The Warden jumps up out of his seat and says “Good God man, why are you standing there, sound the alarm, alert the police, call out the National Guard.”

The guard looks a bit surprised and says “Don’t you think we should call the doctor first sir? It looks like it might be measles.”

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