Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on April 8, 2009

More words of… wisdom from Miami Times columnist Dave Barry;

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

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