Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on April 3, 2009

Here are more words of wisdom – stolen from Dave Barry. Well, chances are he stole them from someone else so we’re just returning the favor. So to speak!

Don’t you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don’t even have to be true!

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

‘Escargot’ is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’.

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