Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on March 25, 2009

Here are some more things we stole – er make that liberated from Dave Barry. He was done with them anyway so what difference does it make!

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

Have you noticed that whatever sport you’re trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

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