Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on March 23, 2009

These wise words are brought to you courtesy of humorist Dave Barry. OK, technically speaking he doesn’t know we’ve stolen them but what the heck, they’re still funny.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

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