Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on March 12, 2009

These thoughts come courtesy of the late, great, George Carlin:

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him… is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

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