Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on March 10, 2009

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That’s terrible! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?

Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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