Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on March 4, 2009

A young man was sitting in a cafe. At the table next to him was an older couple. He noticed the older man leaning towards his wife and heard him say ‘This is the cafe where we came almost 40 years ago on one of our first dates. Do you remember how we went outside to the back of the cafe and made love against the fence. Let’s do that again.”

The wife smiled shyly and said yes, and they went outside.

The young man was intrigued. He waited a few minutes then went outside and saw the couple up against the fence writhing in passion, their bodies contorted and eyes wild with emotion, limbs flailing wildly. He watched them for a minute, amazed at how such an old couple could still generate such passion. Then he went back inside.

A few minutesĀ  later the couple came back in, their hair unkempt, their clothes askew. The young man turned to the couple and said “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but I couldn’t help notice you outside, making love against the fence. How have you managed to retain that level of passion?”

The old man said “well, 40 years ago that fence wasn’t electrified.”

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