Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on March 20, 2009

These words of wisdom come courtesy of humorist Dave Barry:

Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to specify, in one word, why the human race has not, and will never achieve its full potential, that word would be meetings.

It is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

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