Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on January 15, 2009

A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, “Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!”
The wife says, “Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?”
He says, “I don’t care! Just be out by the end of the week!”

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