Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on January 6, 2009

A drunk stumbles out of a bar and bumps into a priest. The drunk seems confused so the priest asks him “Who are you my son?” “I’m Jesus Christ” the drunk says.

“Now my son, I’m a man of the cloth and have a personal relationship with Jesus so I can safely say you are not Jesus Christ” the priest says.

“No, I’ll prove it to you” says the man. He then walks back into the bar where the bartender takes one look at him and says “Jesus Christ, you’re here again?”

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