So, Shirley came home from a frantic day of running around since 6am eager to put pen to paper – or in this case finely manicured finger to keyboard – only to find our internet server was down. Or the wireless connection wasn’t working. Or we hadn’t paid the phone bill.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Every once in a while something comes along that reminds you just how truly fortunate you are, and how you need to appreciate everything you have and everyone in your life.
A few days ago I learned that a rather remarkable lady had passed away at far too young an age. Her name is Ava Montague. [...]
What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
Male fraud
It’s Wednesday and that means, it’s time for Workout time. Twrrrrrrrrrr (whistle sound) Everyone over here! We have a great exercise for you to add to your regular…or not so regular routine! Today, enjoy the benefits of “Squeeze Squats”!
What is the one thing that unites all Americans, regardless of gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background?
Deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers
So, stop me if you’ve heard this before. If you walk around chatting on your cell phone rather than watching where you are going, you are more likely to walk into things like lamp posts, cars and open manholes.
Well, it’s bad for adults and a new study says it’s just as bad for kids.
Light travels faster than sound
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Rahm Emanuel has quite a tough reputation. Every article about President Obama’s Chief of Staff uses words like hotheaded, temperamental, feisty, bombastic and impulsive. They also talk about his use of what is referred to as “colorful” language – that’s what the rest of us call cursing.
Emanuel is clearly someone who is not afraid to [...]
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?”
The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
