Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on November 26, 2008

Here are some things to think about:

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?” — Steven Wright

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. — Steven Wright

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, “Wish you were here.”
— Steven Wright

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