Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on October 6, 2008

Ever wished you had a snappy one liner to throw back at someone. All this week we’re going to give you some to have handy so the next time someone irks you, you’re ready!

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

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