Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on September 18, 2008

There was a flood in a village and everyone was leaving except for one man who said “I’m staying, God will save me!”

The flood waters got steadily higher and a boat came and the man in it said “Come on mate, get in!” “No” replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got even higher and the man had to stand on the roof of his house. A helicopter came along and the man offered him help. “No, God will save me!” he said.

But the water kept rising and eventually swept the man off the house and he drowned. He went up to Heaven and said to God “Why didn’t you save me?” God replied, “For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!”

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