Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on September 17, 2008

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. They argued all the time and the neighbors could often hear screaming and yelling deep into the night. Many nights the neighbors “When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

Around the neighborhood people believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. Everyone was afraid of him.

Then he died suddenly and under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

As she became increasingly giddy and happy her neighbors asked her “Aren’t you afraid that this man who practiced black magic is going to fulfill his threat that when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said, “Let the jerk dig. I had him buried upside down.”

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