Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on September 16, 2008

These are real comments made by teachers on their student report cards.

1. The student has a “full six-pack” but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.2. This child has been working with glue too much.

3. When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

4. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.

5. It’s hard to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

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