Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on September 12, 2008

A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartender, “If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?” The bartender says “Depends on how good of a trick it is.” The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a frog and places him behind the piano. The frog starts to play the most amazing jazz riff the bartender has ever heard. He pours the man his drink.

After finishing his drink the man says, “If I show you another trick can I have another free one?” The bartender says “If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night.” The man reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the frog.”

Impressed, the bartender pours drinks as fast as the man can drink ’em. After several hours, a big time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act and asks the bartender who it belongs to. The bartender points to the man who by now has drunk so much he is passed out on the floor.

The agent wakes him up and says, “I will give you $1 million for the act.” The man says “not for sale”. The agent says, “OK, $100,000 for just the scatting rat.” The man says, “deal” The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat.

The bartender looks at the drunk and says, “Are you nuts? You had a million dollar act that you just broke up for a $100,000!”

The man says, “Relax, the frog is a ventriloquist”

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