Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on September 11, 2008

One day a man was driving down the road in a red Corvette convertible. Suddenly a rabbit hopped in front of his car. The man swerved but the rabbit also swerved and was run over. The man got out of the car and started crying “Oh my god” Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what’s wrong, when he tells her she says, “Oh I can fix that.”

She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it. The rabbit immediately comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally dissappearing into the forrest.

The guy is amazed and says, “how did you do that?”

The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off.

The can says “Hair Spray: Guarenteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave.”

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