Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 19, 2008

The Los Angeles Police Department, the FBI and the CIA were each determined to prove that they were the best at apprehending criminals. So the President decided to set them a test. He released a rabbit into the forest and each organization had to catch it.
The CIA went in first. They placed animal informants throughout the forest and questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they concluded that rabbits don’t exist.
Next it was the FBI’s turn. After two weeks with no leads, they set fire to the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They remained unrepentant for their actions, maintaining that the rabbit had provoked them.
Finally the LAPD went in. They came out an hour and a half later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling: “OK. OK. I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”

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