Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 18, 2008

Three elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old.
One said: “Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and I can’t remember if I am putting it away or making a sandwich.”
Another said: “And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down.”
“Oh well, I don’t have those sort of problems, touch wood,” said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table, before adding: “That must be the door – I’ll get it.”

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