Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 7, 2008

An Englishman on holiday in California calls his friend up on his cellphone (hands free of course!) and says “Hey Phil, how are you. I’m just driving up the freeway to San Francisco so I should be there in a couple of hours.” His friend says “Jeremy, be careful. I was just listening to the radio and they say there’s a nutcase on the freeway driving the wrong way.” Jeremy says “One nutcase. There’s hundreds of them. Everyone I’m passing is heading the wrong way!”

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