Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 6, 2008

A very rich man was close to death and was very upset that he would have to leave behind all the money he spent his entire life accumulating. So he prayed to God to let him bring some of his wealth with him. As he was about to take his last breath an angel appeared and said “God sent me, you know the rules. No bringing anything with you, just your soul.” But the man said “Please, I’ve lived a really good life and helped many people and tried to use the money for good and all I want is to bring some of this hard-earned wealth with me.” So the angel makes a quick phone call and says “OK, God says She’ll make an exception. You can bring one suitcase full of whatever you want.”

The man fills a suitcase with solid gold bars and then dies. He arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says “Hey, you can’t bring that thing in here. You know the rules.” The man says “But God said it was ok”

St. Peter checks with God and says “OK.. but before you bring it in I have to check what’s inside. Just the rules you know.” So he opens up the suitcase, and says “You brought pavement?”

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