Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 5, 2008

A battleship is heading back to port in stormy seas and in the dead of night when the lookout on the bridge sees a light dead ahead. He tells the captain and the captain says “Signal the other vessel to change course 20 degrees immediately.”

The lookout signals the other vessel and gets a reply saying “No, advise YOU to change course imediately.”

The captain is furious. He sends another signal. “I am the captain. I have been in the U.S. navy half my life. We are on a collision course. I advise you to change course immediately.”

Another reply comes back saying “I’m a second class seaman. I’ve only been here 3 months but I recommend you change your course 20 degrees immediately.”

The captain sends another message; “I am a battleship”

The reply comes back “I’m a lighthouse.”


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