Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 4, 2008

Seamus is about to go out on a date with a girl for the first time and he is really nervous and doesn’t know how to talk to a girl, so he talks to his brother Sean, the ladies man.

“Well”, says Sean “Irish girls like to talk about three things, food, family and philosophy. If you talk to them about food it shows you are interested in them. If you ask them about family it shows your intentions are honorable. And if you talk about philosophy it shows you are interested in what they think.”

Seamus says “Food, family and philosophy. Brilliant. Thanks Sean. I’ll remember that.”

So Seamus and the girl are sitting in the pub and he can’t think of anything to say then remembers Sean’s advice. “Do you like cabbage?” he blurts out. “Uh,no, not really” the girl says.

“Oh, well then, do you have a brother?” asks Sean. “No” says the girl.

“Oh, well then,” Says Seamus “IF you did have a brother, would he like cabbage?”

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