Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 1, 2008

A famous art collector is walking down a street when he sees a cat licking milk from a saucer in front of a second hand goods store. The collector does a double take when he realizes the saucer is actually incredibly old and rare, worth a small fortune. So he goes into the store, tries to act very casual, and asks if he can buy the cat for two dollars.

The store owner said he was sorry but the cat wasn’t for sale. So the collector offered him ten dollars. The store owner said he was flattered but the cat still wasn’t for sale. So the collector offered him $50 and the store owner says ok. Then the collector says “Hey, for the $50 I’m paying how about throwing in that old saucer, it will save me buying a new dish for the cat.”

The store owner says “Sorry, I can’t. That’s my lucky saucer. So far this week it has helped me sell 23 cats”

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