Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

A guy walked into a bar carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He put them down on a stool and said to the bartender: “I’ll have a Scotch and soda.”
And the crocodile added: “And I’ll have a Whiskey Sour.”
The bartender was amazed. “That’s incredible,” he gasped, “I’ve never seen a crocodile that could talk!”
“He can’t,” said the guy. “The chicken’s a ventriloquist.”