Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on August 26, 2008

A man rushes into a bar and orders a double whiskey. “Tell me,” he asked the bartender, “how high does a penguin grow?”
“Oh, about so high,” replied the bartender, placing his hand some two feet from the floor.
“Are you sure?” said the man.
“Positive,” said the bartender.
“Damn. I guess I just ran over a nun!”

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