Healthy And Simple

A while ago I started to write about exercises you can do at the gym or at home. For this one you have to have kettle balls. I love the look of kettle balls, they look like little tea kettles to me. They are shiny and in great colors, blue, red, green and sometimes a […]

A termite walked into a bar and said: “Is the bartender here?”

Life is full of ironies. So, it seems, is death. Dave Freeman, the co-author of the best selling book 100 Things To Do Before You Die died earlier this month after hitting his head in a fall at his home in Venice California. Freeman was just 47 years old. Way too young by any stretch […]

A guy walked into a bar carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He put them down on a stool and said to the bartender: “I’ll have a Scotch and soda.”
And the crocodile added: “And I’ll have a Whiskey Sour.”
The bartender was amazed. “That’s incredible,” he gasped, “I’ve never seen […]

In spite of rising fuel costs most Americans still commute to work alone. Government studies show that almost 90 percent of Americans drive to work, and that 77 percent of those drive alone. That makes sense really. It’s just a lot more convenient and practical to drive to work and not have to wait around […]

Two hamburgers walked into a bar. The bartender said: “Sorry, we don’t serve food.”

Some of the most fascinating work I do is hypnotherapy. I love it. Lot’s of people don’t know what hypnotherapy is, so I explain to them how it works, it’s like a massage for the mind. You’d be surprised how many people think that hypnosis will cause them to lose control of […]

A man rushes into a bar and orders a double whiskey. “Tell me,” he asked the bartender, “how high does a penguin grow?”
“Oh, about so high,” replied the bartender, placing his hand some two feet from the floor.
“Are you sure?” said the man.
“Positive,” said the bartender.
“Damn. I guess I just […]

If you have ever slept next to someone who snores you’ll know just how irritating it can be. Whether it’s a low rasping sound or a throat warbling roar the end result is the same, you are unable to sleep. So you might try something sneaky to get them to stop, like pinching their nose […]

A guy walked into a bar. The bartender said: “You’ve got a steering wheel down your pants.”
“Yeah, I know,” said the guy. “It’s driving me nuts!”