Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

A man is praying to God. “Lord” he says “Can I ask you a question”. “Sure, go ahead” says God. “Is it true that a million years is but a second to you” the man asks. “Why yes, it is” God replies. “And is it true that a million dollars is but a penny to you”. “Why yes, that’s true too” says God. “Then could I have a penny?” Asks the man. “Of course” says God, “Just a second”