Healthy and Simple Joke of the Day

by DavalosMcCormack on July 25, 2008

A man is given a parking ticket and doesn’t agree with it so he decides to go to court to fight it. He sits in the court all day long waiting for his chance to appeal, but he is never called. As the day is coming to a close the judge looks at him and says “I’m sorry, you’ll have to come back tomorrow”.

The man is furious “What the hell kind of stupid system is this” he says. The judge snaps back at him “I’m fining you $20 for contempt of court”. The man opens his wallet and starts looking inside. The judge says “You don’t have to pay right away” and the man says “I wasn’t going to, I was just looking to see if I have enough money for another two words!”

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